If you have been in real estate long enough, then you know the pitfalls and headaches that come with the job. But if you’re new to real estate, buckle up because we’re about to dive into the wild world of the real etate world. And let me tell you, it’s not exactly a walk in the park. Picture this: doom and gloom stats flying at you from all directions, like a never-ending rainstorm. The overlords at NAR love to remind us that “87% of agents in their first two years fail.” Wow, thanks for the uplifting pep talk! Can’t get enough of those dues, right?
Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Real estate isn’t that hard, Mike! Just wake up at the crack of dawn, start cold-calling grumpy expired leads, and bug your long-lost SOI with strange Mike Ferry scripts. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy! Affirmations!” Well, my friend, I admire your enthusiasm, but let’s not kid ourselves. It’s no walk in the park, more like a stumble through a jungle with a machete made of wet noodles.
But fear not, dear agents! I come bearing tidings of a solution to your business blues. Pay close attention, because this could be your ticket to avoiding losses and becoming the ultimate resource for your clients. Are you ready? Here it is: whenever you come across an investor, friend, family member, or anyone else in dire need of a property manager, simply send them our way.
We’ll swoop in like the heroes we are, scheduling meetings and handling all the tedious paperwork. You can kick back, relax, and sip a piña colada while we do the heavy lifting. And guess what? Once the landlord signs up with us and we find a tenant for their rental, we’ll send you a sweet $500 reward. Cha-ching!
But wait, there’s more! We won’t leave you high and dry when it comes to future business. Listings are worth more than gold right now, so we’ve got your back. When that landlord decides to put their property on the market down the road, the lead is all yours. No referral fees, and no shenanigans. We simply want the property management business, and we want to keep you in our real estate family for the foreseeable future. It’s a win-win situation!
So, remember to keep up that elbow grease, along with your morning affirmation cold-calling sessions, or whatever works for you. Keep pimping those houses, my friends! And if you ever stumble upon someone in need of a property manager, think of us. We’ll be there, ready to make your life easier and put some extra moolah in your pocket.
In the thrilling world of real estate, it’s all about finding those secret shortcuts and opportunities. So, let’s navigate this crazy market together, armed with a dash of humor, a pinch of optimism, and a whole lot of determination. Who says you can’t have a laugh while making big bucks in the property game? Cheers to your success!
